workplacesupportgroup:

“i thought those were on sale!”

“im never shopping here again!!!”

“where is the bird feed located?”

“but i thought i was a valued customer!”

“ill have you know im speaking to your manager about this”

ultraviolene:

There’s a special place in Hell for customers who read over their receipts after a transaction is over when they’re in your looking distance. Yes I honored all of your coupons, no I didn’t scan a single item twice.

grocerygonewild:

“I’m going to tell your manager”

Okay. Go ahead. I’m sure they will fire me, one of the only cashiers who has never been late, the fastest cashier in the front end, and the one with one of the highest numbers of positive customer comments on the blog. Yes. They will fire me because you can’t read the date on the coupon.

LITERALLY AND ACTUALLY

twofacedcharlie:

when customers are screaming in your face and they’re like “I’m not meaning to take it out on you” lol well ya are so can u just either leave the shop forever or calm down

When the store doesn’t open for another hour but customers are standing outside the door like

doctorstockteam:

edgeofttonight:

Customer: Why aren’t you scanning my coupons yet? Can you scan the barcode on my phone it’s almost dead? Why do you look so tired? Wasn’t this supposed to be cheaper? Well this is cheaper at -insert different store-

Me:

schudwitz:

I want to cry tears of gratitude every time a customer says, “No, I understand, thank you so much for your help,” if we don’t have something.